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Here's what some random blogger writes about Reston:

Checking my stats, I just realized I've been getting mad hits from Reston, Virginia. If you are a regular reader of this blog and reside in Reston, Virginia, kindly send me an email letting me know you are NOT the C.I.A., because I seem to have read they have a facility there. (Thank you addiction to Hannibal Lecter novels!) While it's true I have worked out those little bugs in the equations leaving impediments in the way of time travel, I don't think it's fair that supersecretive government agencies harass me purely on that basis.

We can only assume he's kidding.