Everyone Loves Puppies, Pt. 2: Yeah, but do they give away free cars?

Armstrong Elementary School's student-run TV broadcast managed to scoop Oprah and Ellen on the heartwarming story of Cinnamon, an Afghani dog adopted by a U.S. serviceman when his tour of duty there ended. Turns out the first stop on the obligatory book tour for 44 Days Out of Kandahar wasn't those effete cultural snobs at The New York Review of Books or even Entertainment Tonight -- it was Armstrong Elementary.

We've said it before, and we'll say it again: People love puppies.