This Week in Crime: When not to call the police: A brief but informative essay

The genius of the week:

A 21-year-old Reston man was arrested on Wednesday, April 2 at his home at Southgate Square in Reston. He was cultivated as a suspect after an investigation into a robbery of a 33-year-old Fairfax man on March 11 in the 13200 block of Blueberry Lane. He was arrested without incident and taken to the Fairfax County Adult Detention Center where he was charged with robbery.

Here's a tip to all you would-be armed robbers out there. If you rob someone while wielding a baseball bat, you might not want to call the police to tell them someone's been tampering with your car.

That is all.