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Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Radioactive Reston: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?


This highly conspicuous warning sign was posted on the side of Baron Cameron Avenue near yet another random tree-removal project, this one adjoining Northgate. In case you couldn't read the 12-point lettering on the six-inch-high sign while driving by at 55 mph, the sign reads "RADIOACTIVE AREA: KEEP OUT." So don't blame us if you start glowing after taking a right turn onto Wiehle Avenue.

3 comments:

  1. This is Reston. One must NEVER turn right. Just keep turning left until you're where you wanted to be in the first place...or hold another referendum to get a different answer.

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  2. *shakes magic 8 ball*

    "Ask Again Later"

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  3. Maybe that's why the last time I saw Bob Simon, he looked like this.

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