Rock the Votezzzzzzz

Here was the scene of utter pandemonium and mayhem at one of Reston's jam-packed voting centers earlier this afternoon, as Restonians flocked to the polls by the twos to vote for the whazzit, Democratic candidate for "governor," who is this dude who apparently gets to spend money on recreation centers and office space and whatnot all over Virginia, kind of like it's a really big homeowner's association, only without the earth tones or the ultimate executive power of a DRB, the end.