Tax Day Tea Party Rally to be Held in Reston; Sign-Wielding Leftist Infiltrators to Be Mocked With Even Stupider Signs

It's "tax day," which means those of us who actually still have those "jobs" people keep talking about have to stand in line at the post office with an envelope containing various arbitrary forms, while TV reporters and DJs file breathless reports and hand out donuts and coffee to the associated wage slaves citizenry. If that's not your bag, though, you can go to a fancy tea party!

That's right, the Northern Virginia Tea Party is holding a rally from 3-5pm in the "right of way" behind Fox Mill Fire Station 31 along Reston Parkway. Good thing it's not a left of way! This sounds like great fun, especially since last year's event was a real hoot, treacherous, left-leaning umbrellas notwithstanding.

Of course, not everyone can be as thoughtful and nuanced as these right-thinking protesters. Fortunately, they have provided a helpful video guide on what to do about the plague of 21st Century America: "Leftist infiltrators."



This You Tubes claims that these "leftists" have devised a cunning plan to infiltrate these gatherings with signs that "make us look like racists or look stupid." We're not entirely sure they need any help in that regard, but we have to admit that we dig the counter-signs they've got planned to nip that lefty nonsense in the bud.