At the Reston Multicultural Festival, It's a Safety-Conscious World After All

So this weekend's Reston Multicultural Festival, which was pretty awesome and offered lots of international entertainment and various selections of food on a stick, was pretty exciting. But we especially appreciated the safety-conscious planning that resulted in multiple exit signs informing people how to leave an open-air canopy in case of emergency. An "open-air canopy," for those not in the know, is kind of like a tarp that's open on all four sides. Who knows, maybe they were worried that people might trip over a fanciful concrete bollard or something (cough cough nanny state).

Doesn't the fire marshall have something more important to do, like hang out at bars where people ignite the drink specials?

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We guess wearing the baseball cap backwards is maybe a little multicultural.