Have You Seen Me? Lake Anne Swing, AKA the Leaning Parallelogram of Reston, Missing

Secret Restonian operative "Sean" sent us this shocking picture of what was once a tranquil swing along the banks of Lake Anne, where weary travelers could rest amid the soothing sounds of the RELAC intake pump. As with other Lake Anne "art," we're guessing it originally had some new agey name like "Moon Perch" or something, but now it's gone, replaced by some helpful bright orange mesh to keep the dimwitted from attempting to sit down on a nonexistent swing (cough cough nanny state).

We're not exactly sure why the swing was taken down, but we're guessing that the fact that the walls surrounding it have not met at 90-degree angles in years probably had a little something to do with it.