Enough, Already! North County Hamburgler Strikes Again, Box Score Now Up to 87 Incidents

We're actually getting tired of writing about this, but our favorite serial burglar has struck again, this time hitting three homes in the Mason police district and making another unsuccessful attempt near Fairfax last evening. Fairfax County Police say this brings the number of incidents attributed to this maybe-tall, maybe daylight-scoper-of-neighborhoods guy to 87, of which 57 are burglaries, with the remainder noise complaints and general lurking around creepiness. We hope someone catches this guy soon, as we're running out of stock images of the Hamburgler to tart up the site, the end.