On the Twitter Machine: Reston Resolutions, Tech Tears, and TMI

It's been a month or so since we walked down to the basement of Restonian World Headquarters with a flashlight to check on the Twitter machine (which we had installed at great expense next to the hot water heater). Apparently it needs a new filter! Oh, wait -- that was the furnace. But what are the krazy kids on Twitter talking about? Pretty much the same old same old:

Now there's a resolution we can heartily agree with! Is there a Macaroni Grill in Centreville?

Wow. Just wow. Though "Tech Tears" would be a pretty good name for a Devo cover band.

Yikes. Way way WAY TMI, as the kids today don't say.

We think there's a metaphor in there or something. We were asleep that day in English.

We smell a lawsuit!

Maybe they were laughing because a GIANT RESTON SIGN was trying to talk to them.

Wait a minute. There are people under 25 in Reston?

Maybe -- but if you're going to buy, we've got some awesome midscale retail to "get your buying on," as the kids today still don't say.

Magic 8-Ball says: Doubtful.

Sounds awesome! Oh, wait -- that's what we're already doing. Minus the $500-1,000 a month, anyway.