It's been a while since we looked at the Twitter Machine churning away next to the boiler in the basement of Restonian World Headquarters. So after we changed the air filter and added a quart of freon, we used it to, as always, sample the zeitgeist of our beloved earth-toned community:
The ruse is up. Guess we should etch over our "BORN TO AUDIT" tattoo.
Yet another business model SHATTERED.
TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI
Again, TMI. Also, we think she means Ashburn.
Haterz gonna hate.
Well, Home Depot does have a pretty bitchin' garden section.
Now that you mention it, it did seem like they went a bit light on the grenadine in our last Shirley Temple.
Don't we all?
We love a story with a happy ending.
The opening sentence of the next Great American Restonian Novel.
Quite true. Just don't look for the traffic circle.
We couldn't agree more.
Hey! Wha'happened?
There are no words.
Flashbacks:
The RNGC Caddyshackpocalypse
Bollards!
When I saw the photo of the Safeway tragedy, I first thought it was an update of that classic anti-drug PSA:
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Tragedy at Safeway... or a fine example of "public art" in our little community?
ReplyDeleteRestonian, the name of the gang is "Sons of Auditors" and the slogan is "Born to Depreciate".
ReplyDeleteI know it's tough to keep up on the landscape of Reston's gangs when you live north of the DMZ/DTR, but do try to keep up.
I thought it was performance art....(the last refuge of the talentless).
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