Oh, well. It was a good run, but it was only a matter of time until the mainstream media managed to out us -- and on the front page, no less! But how did they manage to figure out that we "prefer to hang around the house more and walk outdoors less"?
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Whew! For a minute there (by the headline, before I clicked in), I thought your cover had been blown. BTW, if there's good money to be had for revealing the truth, I might be persuaded. Care to make a counteroffer of literal hush money?
ReplyDeleteSo, when Max was being housebroken with the old newspapers on the floor routine, was the end result of his doing wee-wee...yellow journalism?
ReplyDeleteInquiring minds want to know.
That dog is sooo Loudoun County.
ReplyDeleteI guess you really were outed! Love your blogitude!
ReplyDeleteAnon 11:05 - good observation, which leads to the natural question: which dog would be sooo Reston? Or sooo any other place in Fairfax? Thoughts, anyone?
ReplyDeleteI'll start off. Border collie in Herndon to...protect our borders, of course.
Does Eugene Delgaudio know that this homosexual dog is wearing the American flag upside down?
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