In Reston, Health News You Can Use

So Reston Hospital may have gotten a fancy robot machine that will lead to the enslavement of the human race help with back surgery, but another Reston healthcare facility has truly raised the bar for medical science, as well as for those of us who ride mass transit on hot summer days.

RESTON, VA: The Austin-Weston Center for Cosmetic Surgery is proud to introduce miraDry®, a revolutionary FDA-approved, non-invasive, lasting treatment for excessive underarm sweating. The results are immediate, dramatic, and for those individuals whose daily routines and social lives are affected by constant, extreme underarm sweating, can be nothing short of life-changing.

All together, now: EWWWWWWWWW.

(Important tip for would-be Junior "web loggers" out there: Add "armpit" to the list of terms to never do a Google Image Search for, the end.)