Ringing Out the Old: A Fun-Filled List of Things You Didn't Want to be in Reston During 2012

• An acrophobe
  
  
• A reader
  
  
• A impatient Lake Anne resident
  
  
• An aficionado of imported German vehicles
  
  
• A golfer
  
  
• A homeowner with a golf course view
  
  
• A fan of Euclidean geometry
  
  
• A anonymous web logger
  
  
• A task force proofreader
  
  
• A aficionado of jet-age cooling systems
  
  
• Someone uncomfortable with the human form
  
  
• A fan of the Macaroni Grill
  
  
• A resident of Manassas Park
  
  
• The RA's telephone repairman
  
  
• A 1960s advertising icon
  
  
• A coin collector
  
  
• A Chinese pig
  
  
• An aging midrise garden apartment/ condo complex
  
  
• An excessive underarm sweater
  
  
• A water lilly
  
  
• Someone who remembers 1960s horror movies about carnivorous plants that fell from the sky, presumably from outer space
  
  
• An owner of a pet dragon
  
  
• Unromantic people
  
  
• A grieving pet lover with a flair for the dramatic
  
  
• A Norfolk newspaper columnist
  
  
• A wallaby.
  

Especially a wallaby.