On Twitter, The Unbearable Triteness of Being in Reston, or Herndon

It seems that some police activity in Herndon last night sparked an EPIC TWITTER BATTLE between Restonians and their counterparts on the other side of Fairfax County Parkway. (The horse meatballs are somewhere else. Possibly "horse country," or maybe Woodbridge.) In case you weren't sitting breathless in front of your combination Twitter machine/frozen yogurt maker last night as the tweets kept rolling in, here are some of the "highlights:"

NEVER. Except maybe for this part of Canada.

Point conceded.

WE HAVE A WINNER. Cue the music.
Remind us to unplug the Twitter after high school lets out in the afternoon from now on, the end.