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Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Lake Anne Plaza Gains New Attraction: A Cage

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Is this fancy fenced enclosure at Lake Anne Plaza a temporary holding cell for children who dare to enter the "children's fountain"? Another performance art installation, this one to protest FEMA camps and/or Guantanamo Bay, depending on your political affiliation? A DRB-sanctioned public pillory allowing us to jeer at those among us who dare sully their yards with red mulch? We just don't know. We just don't know.

Update: The official explanation.

Posted by Restonian at 10:28 AM

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8 comments:

  1. AnonymousMay 14, 2013 at 11:15 AM

    Reston is finally getting its own Thunderdome!

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  2. WarpSpeedScottyMay 14, 2013 at 2:28 PM

    I believe it's the jail facility the RA (by way of the developers trying to raze the gold course) intends to hold indefinitely members of "Rescue Reston."

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  3. A Rose By Any Other NameMay 14, 2013 at 7:42 PM

    A cage for humans on the set of "Return to the Planet of the Apes?"

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    1. AnonymousMay 31, 2013 at 12:12 AM

      No, you big silly, it's for those who dare violate DRB standards. Saves money on RA certified letters.

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  4. Thomas Paine in the AssMay 15, 2013 at 1:05 PM

    Guantanamo North!

    It's the Eric Holder Holding Pen for AP Reporters

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  5. Eve ThompsonMay 15, 2013 at 1:20 PM

    Nothing as fun as any of those. Fairfax County has a culvert that runs under the property that requires some repairs which could not be put off. They've promised that it will be completed in 6 weeks or less. We're holding our breath in hopeful anticipation that everything will happen according to plan.

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  6. AnonymousMay 17, 2013 at 3:29 PM

    Two men enter, one man leaves.

    Thunderdome!

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  7. AnonymousMay 20, 2013 at 7:35 AM

    Actually MMA style cage matches every Saturday all Summer during Farmer's Market.

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