A Monday Mystery at Lake Anne

Confidential Twitter Operative "Jon" sent us this puzzling photo of a mysterious substance discovered at Lake Anne Plaza by groundskeepers a week or so back. So many questions, not the least of which is how so much of this mysterious material could have come out of such a small applicator tube. It looks like... some sort of secreted resin.

All we know is that the same adage about not watching sausage being made apparently also applies to stucco and other jet-age building materials, the end.