Flashbacks:
The RNGC Caddyshackpocalypse
Bollards!
Even as its owner plans to expand our fake downtown gritty urban core to reach the future Metro station, Reston Town Center continues to demonstrate its expertise in two areas for which it has become deservedly famous: traffic management and public relations.
When the Action McNews On Your Side Working For You Keeping 'Em Honest Investigation Team came to RTC to do an EXPLOSIVE INVESTIGATION on stop signs blocked by festive hanging flowerpots, they were immediately stopped by the Director of First Impressions, as RTC security has been wont to do for years. Check out this BOMBSHELL VIDEO:
Fortunately for all involved, the flowerpots were removed almost as quickly as the offending Action McNews reporter and his camera. No truth to the rumor that RTC will now put a bucket of flags on each stop sign for pedestrians to wave down cars as they cross the street. Hahahaha, that would just be crazy, the end.
Lying infidel! There is total freedom of the press at Reston Town Center! And no hanging flowerpots to block signs!
ReplyDeleteThe bastids had the on-street parking signs covered as well. Good work Action McNews!
ReplyDeleteI just moved from LA into a high rise in RTC and am offended by these references to mall cops. RTC is not a shopping mall, it is The Matrix. You all need to stop resisting and take the blue pill. Boston Properties should have their security personnel wear black suits with sunglasses and earpieces to eliminate any confusion.
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