[Insert Your Own Baked Beans Joke Here, Reston]

Last night, units on scene of gas leak in 12100 block Sunset Hills Rd, Reston. Underground 1000-gal propane tank leaking from pressure relief valve. Haz Mat opted to flare tank. Flaring is controlled burn of gas in tank to reduce volume or lower internal pressure to render safe. pic.twitter.com/USpKkBkz17

— Fairfax Fire/Rescue (@ffxfirerescue) July 10, 2019

Reston: Enjoy flooding and petrochemical mishaps within steps of your front door, without all the tedious music, food, or culture of New Orleans and the Gulf Coast, the end.