Flashbacks:
The RNGC Caddyshackpocalypse
Bollards!
...things appear to be getting weird, at least from the window of our E-ticket ride from D.C. to Ashburn (wherever that is):
A mall, a bunch of unimaginative greyscale office buildings and parking garages, and a grossly underutilized bus/cyclorama station for a veneer of "walkable urbanism." Looks like "America's Next Great City" (tm)!!
But wait. Computer, enhance:
ENHANCE:
That whole Emerald City thing is starting to make sense, the end.
The Department of Motor Vehicles’s new obstacle course for stoned Gen Z drivers.
ReplyDeleteLook closely, it seems that you captured a UAP flying above the Tyson's area. Maybe we can get some F-22's scrambled to shoot it down. Tyson's might become the next Rosswell!
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