A Different Way to Entice Metro Riders (Updated)

So Metro is boosting the number of trains and reducing wait times in an attempt to avoid a catastrophic fiscal cliff when federal COVID funding ends to better serve transit patrons. That's great! But as one eagle-eyed patron noted on this map of Reston along the Toll Road, there's more than one way to er, "attract" ridership:

Of course, when we think "WMATA Spicy Fun House," as filthy "web loggers," this is what pops into our feverish minds:

Forgive us if we get a bit emotional.

Update: Confidential Restonian Operative "J. Bill" pointed out that the Spicy Fun House could be yours... if the Price is Right!

For a cool $1.1 million, that dumpster better convey. The midscale sedan, too.