Fall in Full Bloom on Reston's Lakes

 Some troubling news this morning from our BFFs at the Reston Royal Navy RA:

Inspections this morning on Reston’s lakes indicate that Lake Anne is also now affected by an algae bloom in addition to the continuing blooms on Lake Thoreau and Lake Audubon. pic.twitter.com/iKS6F3KsQF

— Reston Association (@RestonOnline) November 16, 2023

That's right... the green ooze is spreading from whence it started in South Reston. It's only a matter of time before Lake Newport is also covered with green, possibly glowing and sentient, goo.

...our experts believe that leaving the bloom to run its course is more likely to result in a balanced outcome.
We appreciate all of the residents who’ve contacted us about this bloom and will continue to monitor the situation. pic.twitter.com/8Jdz5gEcoE

— Reston Association (@RestonOnline) November 15, 2023

Now of course, the RA and the lamestream media would like you to believe these "algae blooms," like "swamp gas," are a naturally occuring phenomena, exacerbated by the unseasonably warm weather. That they will "run their course," and alls we need to do is keep ourselves and our pets out of the water. But we've seen what could happen!

Don't say we didn't warn you, the end.