Smoke On the (Manmade Lake) Water, A Fire in the Sky

A fire at a warehouse in Sterling provided an opportunity for Restonians to have some lighthearted, catastrophe-related fun on Facebook, speculating as to the source of the smoke. But of course, if it was truly a sign that the RA had selected a new leader, the smoke would have been a pre-approved Pantone shade of "beechwood," or something similar, not that grody smouldering Ashburn particleboard hue, the end.