Flashbacks:
The RNGC Caddyshackpocalypse
Bollards!
Behold this scene of carnage along one of Reston's otherwise idyllic paths, where a grisly crime scene has been encircled by police tape. Not for the faint of heart.
The victim: An incandescent street trail light, age 57, height 11'1", 175 pounds. No identifying marks.
Motive: Unknown. An unapproved tree removal? Unpaid electric bills? A jealous EV charger?
In Reston, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Fixtures Unit. These are their stories.
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